Everyone hates their cell phone ... except that one person we all want to smack.

Well, I have decided that it's high time I rejoined the 21st century, and have thusly embarked on a crusade (and I do not use that word lightly) to attain a cell phone. While not difficult, this project has been full of angst for me: What if I get a phone that breaks? What if my coverage is crappy?? What if I’m stuck with a service that I hate and barely works for the next two years of my life???

Amidst all of this inner turmoil I realized something: Maybe all cell phone plans suck. Suddenly I felt a lot better – since every decision I could possibly make would be wrong, it didn’t matter what company I signed with, so I could just do what I wanted to do all along: get the plan with the PRETTY PHONE.

It’s all about the pretty phone … if I ever actually get it ... from my crappy wireless company…

Update:
Just for fun, here’s an excerpt from a glowing review of my chosen plan on epinions.com – it even has a “punny” title:

-Cingularly Inept-
Pros:
Mobile2Mobile feature is to die for, unless they decide to charge for the calls anyway
Cons:
don't have value 4your time; will screw you like you have never been screwed before

I’m not making this up.
Look up your plan – it’s fun, in a sick way!!