I'm an artsy kind of girl...

And even I am slightly perplexed by this: There’s a company that makes art action figures!! They offer a wide variety of figurines based on a seemingly totally random sampling of artists (so you can have a Degas ballerina fight Toulouse Lautrec’s green prostitute, the opportunity for epic battles seems endless).

Every girl needs one of these:

You know what’s really classy: taking bizarre Bochian medieval iconography and turning it into desktop collectables. The prospect for warping small children is almost irresistible.