I just don't want to know ... EVER.

You know what this whole ridiculous process has made me decide: I like this country better when we collectively have no idea who’s in charge. It somehow makes the whole thing more bearable, it is like for a few brief moments (Ok that was optimistic. Um, as the Washington post today says “it could take weeks to determine the winner…”) we’re all united in our chaos, we’re all lost together in our leader-less limbo.

You know what, I think this debacle is actually bringing America together … figuring out who is actually supposed to be in charge is probably a bad idea, it will only make people unhappy. So I say let’s stay as we are: blissfully ignorant, and let’s face it, ultimately governed by the Supreme Court.

lalalala ... I'm not listening

I had great fun watching the election coverage last night (with a fabulous group of people, thanks to the ever-lovely Jodi and her hospitality), largely because as it turns out, watching Jon Stewart's election coverage keeps you about as well informed as CNN, with the added benefit of making you laugh so you can't cry. What did Jon say about the sad little clump of blue states on the top right of our country? That we're all going to be hiding there?? It's funny because it's true...