I've never been a fan of irony

I, along with the rest of Canada, am sick.
Three things are brought to mind by this tragic turn of events:

1. Janine is clearly trying to kill me.
2. Never underestimate the power of cute plush things to hurt you.
3. Perhaps posting on one's blog with a fever isn't the best idea in the world.

And on that note, I'm going to go lay down...