I'm too sexy...

…for my pants.

Because of my home-improvement projects I’m now a regular at the hardware store, the paint store, and the Home Depot. This is great, because I get to learn neat stuff about things like spackle. However, I’ve recently discovered a new joy to these places: fantastically bad pick-up lines.

The last time I went to the paint store, for example, these two guys buying paint turned to me, looked me over, and said:

“So…. Are those your paint pants?”

I wanted to reply “Yeah, and I haven’t showered in days…”