Zoom zoom zoom

You know what? I’ve realized something truly important about my life, and the choices that I make about the things that surround me: My phone just doesn’t have enough features.

This would make life better, right?

If anyone is feeling generous, I would prefer the suped-up* version with the special “pull-back” technology. I have one word for you: Wheeeeeeeeee!!!

*Or is it “souped-up”?? Google isn’t being very clear, and I don’t know where else to turn for colloquial spelling conundrums.