Dance noodle, Dance!

Want to see a noodle shake his money maker? Me either ... but you should anyway, if only to share my pain.

If you are patient, there is a little song, it is fabulous. Money Quote: “they all want me! So tasty! So they boil, drain and eat me!”

Not just a noodle, the king of noodles:

This reminds me of my friend Amy, who tragically injured herself dancing the Macarena.

Thanks to: Dave Barry, without whom I might have lived without experiencing this.