Neato-keen

I know you've all been vaguely worried about this, probably for years. But never fear, I have discovered what to do with your old books once we reach that beautiful day when everything is on the Internet: make them into furniture!!!

Hey, it's better than burning:

Although I suppose once you’ve made the book-case you won’t have anything to put on it … Oh the Irony. Fortunately for me, I’m hoping to have an extensive tchotchke collection when the crucial moment comes.