Snap Judgments for the Undeserving

Monday, November 28, 2005

Why I missed Thanksgiving...

Yeah yeah, I know I fed everyone that ridiculous story of "Canada doesn't have Thanksgiving", but it's about time you all knew the truth:

You see, I heard a rumor that this year, instead of celebrating at home, The Intern was going to take the family to the World Toilet Summit. Now, I love the porcelian goddess as much as the next girl, but not enough to take me to a "summit". Sorry.

2 Comments:

  • I love that Ghana is listed as one of the major interested delegations.
    They're obviously trying to increase the export of Turkish toilets.

    By Blogger Costume Diva, at 1:38 PM  

  • good lord. dont we have to put up with enough crap in the world?

    next thing you know someone will get themselves superglued to a toilet set while in Home Depot...

    By Blogger Ken, at 11:45 PM  

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