Well, I suppose the game is up. I know I haven't been posting lately, but I assumed you all would just let it slide, I never imagined that the Intern would have the resources to find me on my well-earned vacation at the fabulous
Underwater-Abyss-Hotel-for-the-Super-Rich in Dubai.
I had a room in the huge fin:

Okay okay ... obviously I'm making that up (or am I?). But I have been busy! I went down to New Orleans and Kentucky for the Holidays, and soon after Amy and Greg got Married!!
Yes, yes, we're all thinking, "how'd he land that hot chick?"

Now I just have to get through one more academic paper, a conference, and two more weddings and then perhaps my life will return to some semblence of normal (but I doubt it)