Snap Judgments for the Undeserving

Saturday, March 24, 2007

My Birthday is coming up...

Just in case everyone was not aware, my birthday is coming up. It's on Easter this year, and ever since at the age of 7, when I discovered that this could happen and consulted an ecumenical calendar to see when it would actually happen, I have been looking forward to this.

As I've been waiting for roughly 20 years, it's probably going to be a letdown (I get less and less chocolate as the years go by, which my 7 year old self did not foresee). However, I've found a way for everyone to make it special for me. I've discovered something I really really REALLY want:

My very own Space Adventure would only cost $100,000!!!

Can I have a Sub-orbital space flight? Just a teeny tiny one? Pretty pretty please? With sugar on top?? I'll even wait until they actually develop the technology to do this stuff!!