Where have I been?

I have not posted in a while. I don't have a very good excuse for this: 'New Job'* and 'West Coast Swing Dance Conferences'** are a bit thin and pathetic (but true).

So, instead, I shall distract you with Theeees:

As the all-knowing CuteOverload webmaster says:
JOKEPOTENCHTOOOVERWHELMINGOMG!

*No, I'm not going to tell you where I work on the internets, I like my job.
**What (totally kick ass) West Coast Swing Conferences, you ask? This one and this one!!

For those of you playing the "What the heck is West Coast Swing" game - watch this video - it is awesome:

OMG...

Is this website aimed directly at my demographic or what? Does this render me helpless to their advertising? Should I be wearing some kind of tin-foil helmet just in case?!?

Freaky.

Cuteness on the Interwebs!

Question: do you frequently find yourself thinking that a daily dose of Cute Overload just isn't enough anymore?

Okay, I'm cheating, the answer to that question is implicit (and yes, this does mean that we all have serious mental-health problems). The question really is: do you want to live a normal, cute-free life, or do you want to become a hardened cuteness addict?

Okay okay, I'm still cheating. Just go to I can has Cheezburger, okay?

Wheeee!

Evil overlord in training

For those of you with this particuliar ambition, I thought I would pass along these 'Rules for Being an Evil Overlord,' which may come in very handy. These have been veted by Amy who, as you all know, has been highly successful with her own nefarious dictatorial scheme in Canada.

Here's the kind of advice you can expect:

1. My Legions of Terror will have helmets with clear plexiglass visors, not face-concealing ones.
2. My ventilation ducts will be too small to crawl through.
3. My noble half-brother whose throne I usurped will be killed, not kept anonymously imprisoned in a forgotten cell of my dungeon.

Do you all realize that this person has probably seen as many movies as I have? Scary...