My Birthday is coming up...

Just in case everyone was not aware, my birthday is coming up. It's on Easter this year, and ever since at the age of 7, when I discovered that this could happen and consulted an ecumenical calendar to see when it would actually happen, I have been looking forward to this.

As I've been waiting for roughly 20 years, it's probably going to be a letdown (I get less and less chocolate as the years go by, which my 7 year old self did not foresee). However, I've found a way for everyone to make it special for me. I've discovered something I really really REALLY want:

My very own Space Adventure would only cost $100,000!!!

Can I have a Sub-orbital space flight? Just a teeny tiny one? Pretty pretty please? With sugar on top?? I'll even wait until they actually develop the technology to do this stuff!!